Betrayed by the mini fireplace! (not clickbait!) ๐ท๐
Hi!
You know how in cartoons there was always this extremely fragile kid?
The kid who was allergic to everything. The kid who always puffed on an inhaler because even the air was too much. The kid whose glasses were taped together because theyโre even too klutzy to handle gravity.
Well, thatโs basically me in a nutshell.
Iโm the allergy kid.
My glasses are intact - not a single strip of tape in sight.
My allergies are pretty manageable overall. As long as a paramedic never gives me the wrong kind of antibiotic, I should be fine.
I donโt even have an inhaler, so lucky me.
But Iโm fragile in all sorts of other ways.
If I crochet too long, my body kind of falls apart.
I barely have an immune system so I catch everything Iโm exposed to.
I deal with chronic fatigue and brain fog, so sometimes I barely feel awake even though my eyes are wide open.
And Iโve just added one more item to the list of things I canโt handle.
Scented wax.
Iโm a big fan of scented candles, so I thought using a wax melter would be like that but better. So, I got a cute one that looks like a fireplace.
I loved the smell of the little wax cubes. I loved the glow of the artificial fire. I loved that my nose didnโt have to deal with the reality of living in a house with five pets.
But what I didnโt love is the ocular migraines it gave me.
It didnโt take long to figure it out. I normally get ocular migraines about once a month at most.
But Iโve been having them more days than not.
And it all started on the exact same day I got my wax warmer.
I may have brain fog half the time, but thereโs no missing a correlation that strong.
Which totally blows because I really enjoyed filling the room with tropical aromas.
I was even hoping that creating a cozy scented wonderland would help me get in the mood more easily.
But itโs been the total opposite - even though itโs kind of like being blindfolded from the inside, I have zero horny thoughts when Iโm going through an ocular migraine.
So now Iโve got a little kitschy fireplace that doesnโt really do much. I guess I could use the warming tray to thaw an Uncrustable in record time, but thatโs about it.
Which is kind of a bummer. But hey, no one ever said being the allergy kid would be a barrel of monkeys.
Love,
Emma โค
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