Am I about to change my mind about balls? 🤔🍒
Hi!
I didn’t think the Balldo would blow up, but it looks like it is.
If you haven’t heard of it yet, it’s basically a ball dildo.
Actually, that needs some explaining too.
It’s not a dildo for your balls. It’s a device that turns balls into a dildo.
Like a scrotum strapon.
You stretch the opening, slip it over your balls, and voila - you’re really to ballfuck whoever is willing to let you ballfuck them.
And I have to say, that was a hard pass for me at first.
I knew this toy was made for someone, but that someone just wasn’t me.
Balls just don’t turn me on.
I’m glad they’re there. They’re functional. They make a package look like a whole package and that’s really lovely.
But they’re more like an accent. I’m interested in the dick - the balls just add a little color.
Mr. Austin happens to enjoy getting his balls licked, so I’ll do a little bit of that for him sometimes - as a treat. It’s one hundred percent for his pleasure.
That’s just me being a good girl, not a ball gobbler.
Then something happened that I didn’t expect at all.
The Balldo grew on me.
Not because I’m suddenly into balls. Not because I think the idea of being ballfucked sounds hot.
Not even because I got to watch Small Hands shove his balls into a Grinch’s mouth.
It’s because it’s just weird enough.
I’ll try sex toys because they look fun. I’ll try them because I’m sure they’ll give me better sex or way more pleasure.
Then once in a while, I’ll review one just because I’m really curious about it.
That’s how I got Mr. Austin fucking the Masturball.
That’s how the Snail Vibe came into my life - and will never ever leave it.
It’s why I keep window shopping for cute and unusual dildos.
And I guess this is how I’ll eventually find out what it’s like to get ballfucked.
It might be ridiculous. It might feel as weird as it sounds. It might be just okay.
But I’ll keep an open mind.
If it gives me a really good fuck, then maybe ballfucking will become a regular part of my life.
And who knows, maybe having a pair of balls give me multiple orgasms will change my mind about them.
Maybe I’m just one Balldo away from becoming a genuine ball lover.
This Week’s New Articles
“Most women don’t watch porn.”
Every time I come across that statement, I want to give the person who says it a gentle kiss on the head.
What a poor little sheltered soul, so innocent to the ways of the world.
They somehow managed to live decades on this planet without ever finding out that women are horny and curious.
All of us know how to find our way to Pornhub - and a lot of us know where to find even better smut.
We’re just not always super vocal about it. And sometimes, even our boyfriends and husbands have no idea we’re spending some of our spare time watching hardcore fucking.
A lot of women hide their porn use from their partners, but not all of us do it for the same reasons. I wrote about some of the common ones.
Here’s another horny girl secret. Women love sexting.
It’s thrilling and arousing. It’s full of teasing and anticipation. It’s safe but super dirty.
It can also be incredibly disappointing.
Not the sexting itself, but how hard it is to find someone you want to exchange dirty texts with.
Some people are fun, charming, and interesting. Sadly, most of the guys who hit women up for sexting have a really bad approach.
They’re ruining their chance at dirty fun - even when they’re messaging a woman who is actively looking for some.
I want to live in a world where everyone can sext to their horny heart’s content. So, I put together the five basic mistakes I see dudes making over and over. If you can avoid them, you’ll be ten steps closer to getting in her digital pants.
There’s one piece of advice everyone gives for any sex problem.
Communicate.
That, and use lube. But mostly, it’s communicate.
Which is all fine and dandy, except for one thing. Not everyone knows how to communicate sexually.
In fact, that’s one of the biggest reasons people are having sexual problems to begin with. They don’t know how to talk about them in a way that feels clear, comfortable, and non-confrontational.
That was my problem too - until I discovered some really helpful communication shortcuts.
These are the ones I use to make talking about sex easier, more playful, and get the kind of sex I really want.
Enjoy!
Love,
Emma ❤
Nice and Girthy 🍆
I’m like most ladies. I love a manageable dick.
A little bit of thickness isn’t so bad. But when you hit a certain amount of girth, it can be a bit challenging.
Well, this week I played with something challenging.
It’s a big blue dildo that’s definitely on the thicker side. It also has big, wavy ridges that make it even tougher to fuck yourself with.
But it was really fucking worth it! The stimulation was intense - and so were the orgasms.
If you want to see me fuck a toy that’s a little bit intimidating, you can see the entire video on my OnlyFans and on my JustForFans page!
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It’s Orgasm O’Clock! 👌
If you want to get yourself a little something fun, here are some companies I love supporting!
I’m still working through my Slow Sex Experience Box, but I love everything in it so far! And I just had an amazing night that started with the Full Body Massage oil and the Warming Massage Gel - and ended with plenty of Finger Play Gel! If you want amazing rubdowns and intense orgasms, you can get lots of fun stuff directly from Bijoux Indiscrets!
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Did You Have Your Morning Orgasm Today? 💦
I tried the ultimate life hack - morning masturbation!
This is how it went, what it did for me, and how I might tweak it to make it even better!
Also: morning sex, getting the middle of the night hornies, and the lucky bastards who can pull off any look.
Check out the show notes for relevant links. And if you love the show, don’t forget to rate and review it on Apple Podcasts! 🖤
What’s the Right Time for Sex in the Kitchen? 🤔
This week, we’re talking about “The Fix-Up” (S3, E16 of Seinfeld) and George going one step away from personal ads and prostitutes!
We talk about kitchen sex, buying condoms, and the things that make someone physically attractive.
What’s The Deal With Fucking? is on Apple Podcasts! If you like the show, I’d love for you to rate and review it! 🥰
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