A Shortcut to More Sex ๐ฆ๐ฅต
Hi!
I love getting packages.
Not just because itโs stuff and stuff is cool.
But because it often helps me get horny.
Or at least, it does when itโs sex stuff. Which is very convenient in my life of work, because I get quite a bit of sex stuff.
I get cool and interesting toys to review.
I get fun bondage gear to play around with.
I get the kinds of sex accessories and fuck furniture that completely change the way I have sex.
And even though it happens almost every week, it never gets old.
Opening each and every single box is still super exciting.
Feeling the weight of a toy, touching its texture, testing out its vibrations, getting a sense for how it works - it always makes me extremely eager to use them.
I donโt have nearly as much sex as I wish I did. But I think I have at least twice as much because of all these fun little things that get dropped on my doorstep.
And the two most recent packages were especially interesting. They were a little different than the sex toys I normally get for review.
The first is the Slow Sex Experience Box by Bijoux Indiscrets.
I tried their Mouthwatering Spray a long time ago and itโs such a good way to give sloppy head. I loved it so much I was genuinely upset when I misplaced my bottle.
The box has that spray - and basically everything you need to have an incredible marathon sex session. Warming Massage Gel, Anal Play Gel, Clitoral Balm - too many things to name, really.
I can just picture all the amazing foreplay Iโm going to have because of this. The kind thatโs so good you donโt even need to get fucked - but you still very much want to.
A few days later, I 24 different flavored condoms from Condomania.
Iโve been writing about condoms more lately, but I donโt have a lot of experience with flavored ones.
I wanted to fix that. And I donโt like to do anything half-assed, so I went ahead and got enough for two dozen blowjobs.
There were just too many flavors - I wanted to try them all!
Thatโs how powerful new toys and sex accessories are. Itโs not usually the thought of sucking dick that puts me in the mood for sex. I already have to be horny if Iโm going to get the urge to do it.
But getting all these flavored condoms practically makes me want to drop to my knees. Giving more blowjobs than I can count on my fingers doesnโt even feel like work - it just sounds like an incredible weekend.
Thatโs one of the best parts of getting new sex stuff. Itโs a really good shortcut for getting out of a sex rut. Because it doesnโt just make sex more pleasurable - it makes you eager to have more.
This Weekโs New Articles
You know what it takes to be a pornstar?
Lots of endurance.
I donโt mean the ability to fuck for hours without coming - though thatโs part of it.
And I donโt mean being able to take a facefucking like your throat was made for dick - though that will definitely help you get cast by studios like Evil Angel.
Whatโs even more important is being able to get in some really difficult positions and hold them for an uncomfortable amount of time.
Fucking like a pornstar isnโt necessarily better. It can be can be more challenging than pleasurable. But it looks really fucking good on camera.
Thatโs where my mind was this week - on the positions that look best on screen. The ones that might not always be part of my personal repertoire but are all over my watchlist.
If you want to fuck her better, youโve got to get her wetter.
Thatโs something almost every guy knows.
But I donโt think most of them actually know why that is - or how much it matters.
So, I put together a list of four reasons you need to get your lady really wet before fucking her - along with a few tips for getting her there.
I also went back into my archive and took another pass at my review of the Liberator Fascinator Travel Throw.
I love that sex blanket so much that I had to give the piece some more life.
So, here it is. My edited, slightly re-written, but still 100% accurate and glowing review of the travel-sized Fascinator!
Enjoy!
Love,
Emma โค
Double Penetration Station ๐๐
I must have been in a really naughty mood when I turned on the camera a couple of weeks ago.
Because I wasnโt exactly sure what I was going to film, but I knew it would involve at least one toy in my ass and one in my pussy.
Thereโs only one problem with double penetration. Itโs so fucking good that even when I do it solo, I come really hard and really fast.
So I built up to it. I start with a slim buttplug. Then I move on to a more difficult, girthy one. And then I bring my favorite dildo into the scene so I can double up on myself.
I also posted a video of me using the Tenga Spinner on Mr. Austinโs cock, along with some nudes and lewds in different outfits and with different hair color!
If you want to see me double penetrate myself and my other explicit content, itโs all on my OnlyFans and my JustForFans page!
Get Off Like Never Before! ๐ฅ
If you want to get yourself a little something fun, here are some companies I love supporting!
Adult Time is my favorite place to see all the hottest sex positions in action! They release so much amazing porn that I have a hard time keeping up - but I love trying! Use the code LOVEEMMA when you sign up to get up to 50% off on your membership!
That dick sucking spray is some seriously good stuff! It turns you into a sweet little drooly mess and itโs an easy way to improve your blowjob game! You can get the Mouthwatering Spray directly from Bijoux Indiscrets - and definitely check out their other cool products!
I have a new favorite flavored lube! Itโs the Wet Desserts Frosted Cupcake lube and itโs really fucking tasty! I love making a blowjob feel like a treat - and this definitely does that! You can get some from Condomania and use the code LOVEEMMA at checkout to save 10% on your entire order!
These are all affiliate links by the way. If you click them and make a purchase (or use one of my discount codes), I earn a small commission on the sale and you will be supporting my work.
Butt Sex So Good We Just Had to Share! ๐
We took a teensy little break this week, but we still wanted to release something.
So, we went through our Patreon archives and dug up this dirty, confessional episode.
Itโs nothing fancy - just me and Jake telling everyone about some intense, hard, pornstar level anal sex we had!
Check out the show notes for relevant links. And if you love the show, donโt forget to rate and review it onย Apple Podcasts! ๐ค
[F4M] Your Standup Act Made Me So Wet [Explicit] ๐ง
This week on Whatโs The Deal With Fucking? weโre covering โThe Tapeโ (S3, E8)!
We talk about Elaineโs fake porn career, having zero game, and trying to find the sexy scenes in Bee Movie!
Whatโs The Deal With Fucking? is on Apple Podcasts! If you like the show, Iโd love for you to rate and review it! ๐ฅฐ
For My Friends With Benefits! ๐
This week on our Patreon page, Jake and I sat down to have a casual chat about video games.
It wasnโt supposed to be about sex - but some of it ended up being about sex.
I guess we canโt help it!
We talked about the gaming systems we grew up with, Leisure Suit Larry and other sex games, why anxiety made me give up games, and why cozy games might just lure me back in!
Or become one of our Friends With Benefits to get access to the full episode and all our bonus content - including our porn watchalongs!
See you there! ๐ค
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