Busy weeks kind of suck. But they really make you appreciate all the little things that make it more bearable.
I’ve been working almost non-stop, juggling all the things I normally have to do while also working on getting my site back in shape.
I’m planning to tweak the layout a bit, but so far I’ve only changed one thing. I’ve updated the sidebar banners so they’re more attractive and even added a couple of custom ones.
Mostly, it’s good old fashioned posting. I’ve been moving some posts over, giving them a quick shine and updating the links. I even posted two pieces there first before moving them to my Medium page.
Writing, podcasting, editing, brainstorming more audio porn, and taking a few nudes (and posting one) along the way - I’d probably feel worn out from it all if I didn’t also make time for a few extra things I’m kind of obsessed with right now.
If I had my way, I’d order sushi a few times a week. It’s basically the perfect meal. It’s incredibly satisfying without making you feel stuffed.
This week, I treated myself and Mr. Austin to yam tempura rolls, inari, and fried dumplings.
I can’t describe the joy it gave me, so just picture me bouncing with glee when I split the chopsticks and opened the takeout containers.
2. The Dame Aer
After looking and looking for a clit sucking toy that could actually get me off instead of making me feel overstimulated and uncomfortable, I finally found one!
The Dame Aer is one of those happy surprises. It’s a toy I wasn’t sure I could enjoy, but now it’s one of my new favorites.
It’s easy to use and gives me incredibly intense orgasms. Seriously, it feels like it sucks the climaxes right out of me - it’s that good.
Donuts made me fall in love with Wednesdays.
Wednesdays used to be kind of a blah day. Blog traffic is kind of low on that day. I always have a new Pillow Talk episode to promote, but after that it’s just bits and pieces of random work.
But now, Wednesday is motherfucking donut day!
I work my butt off until around noon when I send Mr. Austin for a box of vegan donuts for us to share with the kids.
I love variety so Jake slices our donuts in half. That way, I can have a bit of each flavor. If that’s some kind of donut sin and it offends the donut purists, I’m very sorry. Please just let me enjoy my smorgasboard of delicious doughey semi-circles.
I’ve been watching Season 10 of Shameless with Jake (the American version, for you geeks out there) and I love that show so much.
The wacky storylines full of twists. The house full of lovable scamps. All that banging!
The only thing that would make it better is if it had hardcore, not-even-safe-for-Showtime sex scenes. (A girl can dream.)
5. Vanilla Coke Zero
I’ve talked about this before, but I can’t actually get Vanilla Coke Zero around here (at least, not through a delivery app). So, I had to hack it by adding a few splashes of Sugar-Free Vanilla Torani to regular Coke Zero (French Vanilla Torani will do in a pinch - Vanilla Bean Torani works too if you’re desperate).
It’s become my drink of choice and Mr. Austin’s gotten into it too now. It’s part of our podcasting ritual: we have Vanilla Coke Zero and hang out for a bit before we hit record.
6. Slow Mornings
I’ve been trying to do a lot, but I’m still chronically ill. That means I get hella tired and exhausted throughout the day.
Fighting it is no good, so I try to lean into it. I work my butt off when I have the energy to do it and when I start to feel drained I take long baths, masturbate, or scroll through TikTok for a while.
This week, I’ve been doing it the other way around. I give myself some chill times in the mornings. I lie in bed, text Jake “wanna cuddle?” and we just hang out and talk about whatever for a while.
It gives every day a smooth Sunday morning vibe.
7. My Headphone Splitter
Okay, so it’s not like I’m a gearhead who gets heart eyes for splitters and headphone jacks. But I hate how low my laptop speaker is.
Like half the shows I stream are too low to hear well. I sometimes have to turn off the fan just to hear anything.
I use earbuds when I’m alone, but I really like watching stuff with Jake too (see the section on Shameless above).
That’s where the headphone splitter comes in. We got it so we could both hear our voices when we’re recording the podcast, but it’s come in really handy for watching the shows that Netflix apparently thinks should never be played at a reasonable volume. (Boy, do I sound like a grumpy old lady or what?)
I should probably get a bluetooth speaker or something. Maybe I will someday. But for now, it’s the splitter.
New Articles on Love, Emma
Anal sex can be a controversial topic.
Lots of people seem confused about why some women love it (they seem to have a pretty good idea of why guys are into it).
My first few anal articles got me comments from women claiming it just wasn’t true that anal could be enjoyable. I’ve heard repeatedly that it’s something women do for men but never something they do for themselves.
Someone (who presumably never heard my podcast) once said I was clearly a man based on my writing, and I can’t help but wonder if my love of butt stuff had something to do with it.
So, I wanted to clear things up and explain why a lady like myself can find anal sex so fucking hot. I narrowed it down to seven reasons.
Guys, something weird happened to me recently.
My tits got bigger.
That’s right. I got Pfizer titties. The vaccine made my boobs bigger, firmer, heavier, and warmer.
It only lasted a week and I miss them already.
But at least I got to immortalize them in a few candid photos and this article!
New Articles on Medium
Blowjobs should be fun!
The best ones are playful. They’re the ones where you explore, experiment, and try whatever feels right.
These are three things you can do next time you’re giving head to make it more exciting (for both of you)!
The first thing anyone notices about the Zumio is how weird it looks.
The most obvious comparison is to an electric toothbrush. Except it doesn’t have bristles - it has a tiny little tip designed to stimulate your clit.
I was a little hestitant to try it because I thought that much concentrated stimulation would be too intense for my poor little clit.
I was half-right. It’s incredibly stimulating. But instead of wearing out my clit it gave me really fast and strong orgasms.
Check out my review of the Zumio i if you want to learn more about this strange-looking toy (and find out why I keep it in reach)!
A Couple More Just for Fun!
If there’s one common turn-on that’s even more controversial than anal sex, it’s stepsiblings.
Not actual stepsiblings, but the fake ones in family roleplay porn.
Lots of people totally get the appeal. That’s why Pornhub is full of titles with “stepsister” and “stepmom” in them and why porn sites like Step Siblings Caught and Mommy’s Girl keep putting out new content.
But the people who aren’t turned on by it really seem perplexed by it. They can’t understand why anyone would ever fantasize about that kind of thing, let alone get off to it.
So, I decided to repost an article I wrote a little while ago explaining just why I keep clicking on fauxcest vids.
And it’s come to my attention that some people are only now finding out about OnlyFans’ ban on public and outdoor content.
I wrote about it when it first started. At that point, they had just announced the new Terms of Service. And even though they hadn’t officially implemented them yet, they started enforcing them already (that kind of bullshit happens sometimes).
These are my thoughts on the whole thing.
If you want to get yourself a little something fun, here are some companies I love supporting!
Okay, so I actually have a third turn-on that’s kind of controversial. I’m really into dubious consent and consensual non-consent roleplay. Instead of explaining why I love it so much, I’m just going to point you to Pure Taboo. It’s my favorite porn series. I love the way it’s shot. I’m impressed by the performances in a lot of it. And a lot of it features the kind of dubcon and CNC that I find extremely arousing. If you want to check it out for yourself, use my affiliate link to get a discounted price and then use the code LOVEEMMA to get a free week!
If you want to try the Zumio i for yourself (or any of the other Zumio models) you can get it from Naughty North! There’s no other sex toy like it, so if you’re looking for variety and intense clit stimulation, I highly recommend it. Use the code LOVEEMMA to save 15% on your entire order!
If you want to check out porn that’s been created by women but doesn’t feel too soft, I highly recommend Bellesa Films. It’s got lots of dirty sex, hot scenes, and the Bellesa House series even lets you watch pornstars have authentic non-porny sex with each other!
These are all affiliate links by the way. If you click them and make a purchase (or use one of my discount codes), I earn a small commission on the sale and you will be supporting my work.
Pillow Talk with Emma Austin
How's your fingering game?
Well, it's about to get better because this week, Jake and I share our best tips for excellent fingering!
But mostly, we talk about our worst fingering experiences - no matter how embarrassing they are.
Also: Jake's good lookin' dick, musing about a blowjob-only OnlyFans side hustle, keeping Jake entertained while I wait for him to come on me, and our brief but very anxiety-inducing COVID scare.
Check out the show notes for relevant links. And if you love the show, consider rating and reviewing it on Apple Podcasts or anywhere else!
New for My Friends With Benefits!
This week, my Friends With Benefits got a couple of things.
First, they got another peek at my tits. This time, though, I showed my Pfizer titties to prove that I wasn’t lying when I said they were bigger. Call that journalism. Call that science. Whatever you call it, the proof is on Patreon.
They also got to hear something completely and utterly ridiculous! A little while ago, I turned on my phone’s dictation feature. I thought it would capture all the dirty talk we did and give us a dirty sex transcript we could read out on the podcast.
Well, it gave us a transcript alright. Except, I’m not sure it captured anything sexy.
On the new bonus episode of the Pillow Talk podcast, we read our sex transcript, try to decipher what the hell we really said, and do a lot more laughing than we normally do.
If you want to hear it (and get two bonus Pillow Talk episodes every month), head on over to our Patreon and become one of our Friends With Benefits!
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