Where am I going to fit all this? 😳😅
Hi!
I don’t know what the hell I was thinking.
My mom flew in for a visit. It’s the first time I’ve seen her since I moved and I knew she’d want a tour of the new place.
So, I went into panic mode.
Most of my house is wholesome. It’s full of kids and their toys, cats and theirs, and plants that I potted in buckets I painted.
But my work spaces aren’t. There are sex toys here and there. The wedges and mounts aren’t hidden whatsoever.
Pop open the wrong closet door and you’ll be staring right at a pair of artificial tits.
Look at the bottles on the top shelf in the bathroom and you’ll see that half of them are lubes, arousal oils, and sex toy cleaners.
I only had a couple of days to de-sexify the house - and I needed them.
I should’ve piled everything in the closet, thrown a baby lock on it, and hope to heck she can’t figure out how to open it. Or shoved everything in bins and boxes as if I still hadn’t finished unpacking.
But nope. I had the brilliant idea to use this as an opportunity to finally reorganize all my sex stuff.
And there was a lot of it.
That’s most of it, but it doesn’t include Mr. Austin’s toys or any of the bigger items. Well, except the King Cock Chubby.
I threw a quilt over my sex chair to make it look a bit less sex-y. I wrapped my torso dolls with blankets. I found places to tuck the wedges.
My brand new pillow-shaped sex toy mount stayed on my bed, even though it looks a little out of place because none of my other pillows are teal.
Everything else found its spot.
The time crunch was stressful, but I’m so happy to have finally done this.
I love having things organized, but I’m a total scatterbrain so things just kind of end up where they end up.
But now all my dildos are in one place. I know exactly where each vibrator is.
And I won’t have to dig through a messy lube drawer to find my favorite flavors anymore.
I’m really going to try to keep my toys tidy this time.
I’ll come up with some kind of system. I’ll adjust it when I get too many new things. I’ll make it part of my routine.
And if it all goes to hell anyway, that’s fine. I’ll just invite my mom over and force myself to start all over again.
This Week’s New Articles
That visit didn’t just force me to tidy - it also cockblocked my work!
But I still managed to get one new article up.
It’s about introducing sexual domination into your sex life, because that’s one of those things a lot of couples struggle with.
Lots of women have submissive sex fantasies.
But a lot of guys don’t really know how to approach those.
And when they try to be more dominant, there are a few mistakes that tend to spoil the whole experience.
I wrote about the most common ones and how to make sure you give her the dominant sex she really wants!
Enjoy!
Love,
Emma ❤
Chilling Out With My Tits Out 😘
I ordered a Zoku a while back. It’s basically a cup with a freezable core that you can use to make single-serving slushy drinks.
My camera was all set up when I decided to try it, so I turned it into a vlog-style video.
And I threw in some casual nudity, because tits make everything better.
It’s about twenty minutes of me trying to make myself a frozen treat, talking to Jake behind the camera, and doing it all with my tits exposed.
You can watch the whole thing, check out my nudes, and watch my way more explicit hardcore videos on by joining my OnlyFans or my JustForFans! 🖤
Show Yourself a Good Time! 💦
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Oops, We Crossed the Streams! 😅
De-sexifying the house meant we didn’t have time to record a new episode this week!
Instead, we gave Pillow Talk listeners a taste of our other podcast!
This is our most recent What's The Deal With Fucking? episode. We talk about man butts, parents having sex, and masturbating for mental health!
Check out the show notes for relevant links. And if you love the show, don’t forget to rate and review it on Apple Podcasts! 🖤
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